Author Topic: Dan Brown A&D  (Read 9560 times)

drakkenkorin

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Re: Dan Brown A&D
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 10:22:58 AM »
i like mines betters:

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As Dan Brown Would Say It ...
Waspy McWasp, the ruggedly handsome, world renowned Harvard professor of Christian Iconography is summoned to Europe to analyze the mysterious murder of a famous scientist of some sort . While there, he discovers evidence of the unimaginable - the definitive and substantial proof of the tooth fairy. He must work with Isabella, the extremely beautiful and intelligent computer programmer, in order to beat the clock and unlock the mystery.

Waspy McWasp's worst fears are confirmed when he discovers that a contract killer has been murdering innocent victims, including a bunch of teenage punks. He and Isabella must rush against the clock, and use their knowledge of obscure art, ambiguous history, impossible computer science theory, and inaccurate theology, as their investigation takes them through the mysterious streets of Madrid. They encounter further difficulties when their efforts are thwarted by the President of the United States who has his own plan for solving the mystery and unlocking the secrets of the tooth fairy.

Waspy McWasp and Isabella put their fate into the hands of the director of the FBI who actually turns out to be the one who planned and orchestrated the entire devious plot. As they expose the treacherous director of the FBI they must also face the truth that the tooth fairy was just a fabrication, and does not really exist. When the director of the FBI is finally exposed, he tries to escape, but tragically dies engulfed in infernal flames, as Waspy McWasp and Isabella look on. With his last breath, the director of the FBI explains that his motives were actually good, but got corrupted and twisted by evil ambition. Putting the entire fiasco behind them, Waspy McWasp and Isabella kiss in a very romantic and awkward kind of way.
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Re: Dan Brown A&D
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2009, 09:14:20 PM »
I know this thread is old as fuck, but I want to reiterate my hatred for Dan Brown. I had to read Deception Point once and I still don't know if I've recovered.

:highfive: me too.
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