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« on: October 11, 2005, 01:21:55 AM »
ILoveVectors has taken to humbly inviting me to OMGL337SKRIPTKIDDIE game of counter strike...

Little collection of PM's:

ILV:
we should go play cs sometime so i can own you.

Me:
The little sentance under your name describes you so well.

ILV:
ill have to go look at post and see what it says,
anyways does that mean your scared, or you
accept the challange?

Me:
I play CS for fun in my spare time on Fridays. I don't play for competition - I couldn't give a rats ass whether I win or loose.


ILV:
nub, and you mean loose, there is no win for you,
unless you like this sort of thing
:dunno:

edit by Cheez - NWS links removed.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 02:13:52 AM »
the only one of those i hadnt seen was the video, and it aint pretty
i have a stationary fetish

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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 02:23:08 AM »
you post the stupiest shit on the internet i swear.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 03:04:29 AM »
Does anybody else wish this was an IRC channel, where you could just kick somebody over and over again just to watch their morale drop like a rock?

or am I just a loser with an empty life.?


btw my ex said she wants me back :D
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 06:29:16 AM »
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btw my ex said he wants me back :D



fixed :lol:
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 08:20:28 AM »
>> btw my ex said she wants me back

nice self respect you've got there
i have a stationary fetish

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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 08:54:57 AM »
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Does anybody else wish this was an IRC channel, where you could just kick somebody over and over again just to watch their morale drop like a rock?

No I enjoy doing that also.  Wonder how ahluka got a 2 day ban?

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 03:05:30 PM »
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fixed :lol:
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>> btw my ex said she wants me back

nice self respect you've got there
isn't it nice?  no, but it really was my fault that she dumped my ass... I treated her bad :(
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2005, 04:37:29 PM »
I was hoping this would be a semi-interesting thread about CS, but I forgot to check the author before reading.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2005, 09:25:54 PM »
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I was hoping this would be a semi-interesting thread about CS, but I forgot to check the author before reading.
Same here... even though I haven't played CS in a long while... only beacause it doesn't run on linux and I haven't booted into windows to get teh .exe to run through wine (yes, I've heard it works: http://lhl.linuxgames.com )
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2005, 11:15:48 PM »
if u treated her bad she must like it. Screw CS, i challenge u all to americas army.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 01:51:46 AM »
kinky bad, sometimes, otherwise, no.

I'm in on the AA thing... I was considering making a thread, but realized I had nothing to write about.

What's you Server/Time/Name/Etc.?

My name is Major-Small, and I usually play bridge crossing on any nearly-full official (leased official) server... I prefer a support position (AR,G,S) on the defensive side...

I'm kinda new to AA, but I've played CS for a long while... and sometimes I think AA is easy compared to CS (talking about playing against other humans here)... maybe it's the servers I'm playing on...?
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 08:17:21 AM »
I wasn't impressed with AA.  It got boring REAL fast.  I'll stick to BF2.

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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 08:54:07 AM »
AA can be easier if u play with bad people lol. The problem with official servers is they do not run anticheat software aside from PB, which means they get alot of hackers. Servers like ours that use -ACI- checks and such dont. I wont really get any playtime till like monday i dont think, but heres our info. The server is up 99% of the time on all different maps. I never got into bridge tho, i play alot of pipeline SF, insurgent camp, courtyard, etc.

New version comes out today.

Server: 69.25.18.57
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You have teamspeak? We'll have to hang out and play sometime, great game. I just checked my tracker acct i havent played in like almost 2 weeks, damn lol
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2005, 11:37:34 PM »
heh... yeah, I have teamspeak, but haven't gotten my mic working on this sytem (linux, too lazy =P)

It's been a little while for me too... I'll probably try to play a few other maps before I check out your server (I really haven't played many because all the official servers are empty and I'm pretty new to AA :()

edit: I'm also still on v2.3... v2.5 is still in beta for linux and AFAIK, v2.4 never came out (again, for linux)
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