Topic: Nightclubs are shit

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Pretty self-explanatory..but now I remember why I don't go to them:

*Crap music
*Expensive drinks
*Wankers looking for a fight
*The vomit covered toilets
*Drunken bitches that spill their drinks on you
*Drunken bitches who talk shit all night to you when you've clearly told
them to fuck off after said drink spill
*Crap music
*Arsehole security officers
*Off-duty cops who pick fights and then try to arrest you for
having a go at them

[ahluka]

Agree with everything. I don't do nightclubs.

[A Bit of Fruit]

i agree 100% but you also forgot

*wankers trying to pick up your girl
*people snorting from every avaliable surface in the bathroom

and special emphasis must be made on the

*crap music
*expensive drinks
*dickhead bouncers

[ahluka]

There's a bar in my town called Pool World which is pretty nice. They occasionally have decent music (sometimes in the mood for a bit of dance *shock-horror*) and a there's a few arcade machines along the back wall. £3.75 per hour of pool which is pretty good as well I guess. Drinks aren't the cheapest though.

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>>i agree 100% but you also forgot

*wankers trying to pick up your girl
*people snorting from every avaliable surface in the bathroom<<

Yeah that too..

Maybe I'm just getting old or something but the appeal of talking shit, getting drunk and blowing my money has lost its allure.

[-KEN-]

']>>i agree 100% but you also forgot

*wankers trying to pick up your girl
*people snorting from every avaliable surface in the bathroom<<

Yeah that too..

Maybe I'm just getting old or something but the appeal of talking shit, getting drunk and blowing my money has lost its allure.

I am so dreading old age.

[Govtcheez]

Someday you'll be me, Ken.

[A Bit of Fruit]

what...straight? Cause i dont see that happening

[ober]

Ya know, it had been a while since I had been to a club until I went to one last Friday nite in California to meet up with the bachelorette party my wife was with.  The bouncers gave us shit, the drinks were far too expensive, the music was deafening, the two broads "professionally" dancing on the speakers looked like mini versions of Christina Aguilara, and guys kept staring at my wife and trying to get up next to her even with me right beside her, obviously dancing with her.  I almost had to punch one of the stupid fucks.

[ahluka]

Ya know, it had been a while since I had been to a club until I went to one last Friday nite in California to meet up with the bachelorette party my wife was with.  The bouncers gave us shit, the drinks were far too expensive, the music was deafening, the two broads "professionally" dancing on the speakers looked like mini versions of Christina Aguilara, and guys kept staring at my wife and trying to get up next to her even with me right beside her, obviously dancing with her.  I almost had to punch one of the stupid fucks.

Man sounds lousy. My Dad was telling me about bouncers in 'his day' when they actually did their job like they're supposed to, and he said when the 'new age' puffs started popping up it he thought it was a fucking joke. Bouncers now are more interested in turning people away for petty reasons and chatting up customers.

[-KEN-]

what...straight? Cause i dont see that happening

Says the boy with the nipple ring. You've probably had more mansex than I have.

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Ya know, it had been a while since I had been to a club until I went to one last Friday nite in California to meet up with the bachelorette party my wife was with.  The bouncers gave us shit, the drinks were far too expensive, the music was deafening, the two broads "professionally" dancing on the speakers looked like mini versions of Christina Aguilara, and guys kept staring at my wife and trying to get up next to her even with me right beside her, obviously dancing with her.  I almost had to punch one of the stupid fucks.

I almost ended up in a blue with some stupid kiwi shit who was giving a bit of grief to my friend's friend.  Then she said something to him and he starts giving her a bit of lip, to which I said "Do you want to start something mate?" fists pumped and ready to smash the fucker.

I have to stress here that I wasn't drunk, but he was rotten.  So what do the bouncers do? Attempt to throw me out of the fucking club! Wankers!