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Rob

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« on: February 10, 2006, 10:12:08 AM »
I don't know how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a highly clever scam whilst out shopping.

This happened to me at my local Tesco's and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two incredibly good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start washing your windscreen with soapy water and a sponge, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy wet t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way to the next store, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday, again on Tuesday, and also 3 times yesterday.

Don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 10:20:50 AM »
Whats a Tesco? :dunno:

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2006, 10:36:11 AM »
It's a super-market

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2006, 10:44:39 AM »
8/10...and they can have my wallet, i don't keep anything useful in it anyway!

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2006, 11:37:22 AM »
9/10

The only thing I keep in my wallet is my bus pass (college) and the occasional receipt.

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2006, 11:38:02 AM »
8/10 hehe

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2006, 11:50:09 AM »
LOL :D

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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2006, 04:09:00 PM »
LOL... 9/10

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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2006, 11:14:42 PM »
Heard a variation on this, but yeah, fucking funny as.  9/10.
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