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Govtcheez

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« on: June 15, 2005, 07:59:39 PM »
It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien
to the rescue
I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
dancers back on Soul Train
and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain
now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid
let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
and realise a Hammer's just a mallet
toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted
now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS
golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla
Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla
because he takes a style and tries to mock it
ain't nothin' personal, G
but I'm kinda inta chocolate
it's all about the black
and it's like that
and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack
plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English
800
now I peep ya concept
ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.
[CHORUS:]
"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..."
[BRIDGE]
No Del
is not a mean fellow
just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
see I'm rather mellow
some call it lazy
me & myself
and I ain't with the daisies
cause I'm no g_ddam flower
and every single dancer in circumference
receives a golden shower
I'm here to insult the
hip hop John Travolta
ya think ya all that
but really you're shorter than a midget
I don't fidgit, with the ballet,
CUBE: Phuck a dancer!
DEL: Because that's what my pals say
and brothers don't shake ya rumps
wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts
because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
and that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya
plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
blasted all out like a feline
see I'm givin' you advice
make ya think twice
cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice
so change ya conept
acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.
[CHORUS:]
"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)"

Govtcheez

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2005, 09:53:29 PM »
[Del The Funky Homosapien]

Check it out
Uhhh
Del's back, go get ya life preserver
Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered
You get caught in the slipstream
When I was fifteen
I was ripping
You were shoplifting
My accent on rap is smashin'
Emcees be past tense
Didn't make the draft pick
Come get ya ass kicked
You awful
And slothful
I'm grease lightning
Hit cha with shit that's uncalled-for
Leave ya jaw broke
Tryna simulate
Gimme a break
You rhyme purely functional
Merely fills the gap
I'm a rhymin' mercenary
I'ma kill the track
My brainstorm cause a cloud bust
Bring forth a rhyme like childbirth
Style search
Tearin' out the whereabouts of lyrics
Somethin' you don't care about
I eviscerate your mental state
Into strips of steak
I'ma situate barbituates to get you baked
Your feminine image is far from intimidating
Cause my style you're imitating
That's as sin as Satan
Your corny insubordinate rhymes are like a porno flick
Prepare to Edgar Allan and spread ya talent thick
You gotta problem with balancing
Ya equilibrium is givin' up
Ya symmetry is imagery
Your videos are pretty dope
Big budget
But my poetry you covet
Mega-destructive
You can't fuck with
I'm loony wit language
This artform is truly endangered
So I change it, never doing the same shit
I'll make a profit off of oxygen
Phenomenon wit no homonyms
Hit'em wit a sonic boom
Eradicate ya naniploom
Procure of insert a word wit hypodermic earnest
And leave ya burnin' like a furnace
Poetry protagonist
Leave you havin' strict
Advocate of whatever I'm imagining
That's what's happening
Party-goers call me Yoda
I use my force with fortitude
Just sure to groove
And support my crew
Hiero
Vital
Components in the lineage
Of Hip-Hop heritage
Where we go is limitless

(Chorus)
Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all

[Casual]
I'm the difference between Hanna Barbara and Hanibal the Barbarian
The metal stiletto ghetto cesarean
Word carryin' clarion
My drum kicks got blood on a steel toe
Nasty like crud on a dildo
For real though
Bram bisque gets bust and break a baller for his billfold
Better beware boy before the shoddy make ya body prostrate
Huh
Before they dope make ya eyes dilate
My rhymes'll gyrate
Irate
Liquid spills covering nine states
Liftin' crime rates
Shiftin' earth plates
Casual amongst the ranks of greats
Bitch niggas get treated and took out like dates
They lightweights
Have dat ass beggin' for another day like Nate
Your hard
Boulevard facade'll get you scared
Get cha shit served preserved
Banned, canned and jarred
And labeled as a fable
Ya unstable
My methods on the mic make money under the table
Pay-Per-View, Digital-TV, or Cable
By cell phone, via satellite, or right at cha label
Hell, you can even send an email
I rip that ass in 500K detail
Use a seasheall
In an ocean of emotion
Periless notions of my delicate delivery devotion

[Del The Funky Homsapien & Casual]
Minimal effort make our shit sound phat
Delvon
And Smash Boogie
We gets down like that
You know I grab the mic
And hit cha tit for tat
Delvon
And Smash Boogie
We gets down like that
(Chorus 2X)

[Casual]
Ha

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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2005, 10:44:55 PM »
Boo I say.  Boo.

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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2005, 10:52:58 PM »
quoth the ober
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Boo I say.  Boo.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2005, 12:25:49 AM »
choo choo
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Boo I say.  Boo.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2005, 01:38:46 PM »
is anyone else completely confused?
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2005, 02:17:51 PM »
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choo choo
Choo-Choo Bear?
[post=3832]axon[/post]: I hate it when people copy my originality :p

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2005, 02:48:30 PM »
Quote from: chimaera
is anyone else completely confused?

Nope. It's just you.