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Entertainment & Artistry => Words => Topic started by: Ken Fitlike on May 08, 2005, 11:37:55 AM
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Max Burbank I (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems/default.php).
Max Burbank II (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems2/default.php).
Max Burbank III (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems3/default.php).
Max Burbank IV (http://i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems4/default.php).
If I have a favourite, it would have to be IV:HOW I WORK IT.
edit: Although, III:CONVERSATION WIITH MY DAUGHTER is pretty sharp, too.
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HOW FAIR IS THIS?
So my kid says:
"Lookit, lookit, lookit;
Daddy, watch this, watch,
Lookit, watch, lookit,
Watch this"
"Are you watching, are you watching,
Daddy? Are you watching , Daddy,
Lookit?"
And then she jumps
Off the couch.
And if I say
"Thanks, seriously,
that was really,
really great, no, I mean it
that was Epic, that was
Olympic Gold,
no one in the history
of jumping off couches
has ever jumped
off a couch that well
and when I die
I will still be grateful
I stopped paying
The God damn bills
To watch you do it"
Then I'm a
Bad father.
:( I'm a bad Father.
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