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charlie

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Bowling
« on: February 11, 2013, 02:12:06 PM »
What's up assholes?

Bowled a 122 and a 127 on Saturday. Fuck yeah.

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2013, 04:36:43 PM »
Not much, dickwad.  I normally get that in the first 5 frames.  What's wrong with you?

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2013, 04:44:55 PM »
hey fucktards. I think I bowled >100 twice in my life.
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Re: Bowling
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 05:36:36 PM »
Not much, dickwad.  I normally get that in the first 5 frames.  What's wrong with you?

You have no idea... You should have been there. My form was impeccable. The whole crowd was oohing and ahhing at my toe touch.

My astounding success must be due to a triumphant return to the place where I bowled my all-time high score of 190-something roughly 15 years ago. Bowling a few games every 3-4 years has clearly kept me in top form.

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 07:10:27 PM »
Oh, and I got two strikes, one in each game.



Whaaaaaaat? That's right. Two (2) strikes.

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 10:35:53 PM »
hey fucktards. I think I bowled >100 twice in my life.

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 11:03:30 PM »
Oh, and I got two strikes, one in each game.



Whaaaaaaat? That's right. Two (2) strikes.
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Re: Bowling
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 11:44:35 PM »
By the way, I was totally fucking joking.  I'm normally in the 130 range... but I haven't bowled in probably... wow... 6 years?

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2013, 07:38:04 AM »
Sounds like a challenge. Two trips to bowling alley - verified by photo. Winner has month long naming rights....just a thought...
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Bowling
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 08:09:38 AM »
Tempting........

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 09:52:01 AM »
Tempting........

You just stay the fuck out of bowling alleys.  Hear me?

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 11:22:08 AM »
I'd have an advantage because I've gone bowling in the last five years. :woot:

But I'm not going bowling again any time soon. The local bowling alley costs over twice as much as the place I went last weekend (the on-campus bowling alley from my old college). $15 for two people to play two games each plus shoes (and it could have been cheaper if we went with the hourly rate) versus $20 for two people to play one game each last time I checked the local place 10 years ago.

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2013, 05:15:56 PM »
Tempting........

You just stay the fuck out of bowling alleys.  Hear me?
.... why?

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Re: Bowling
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2013, 08:36:38 PM »