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i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« on: December 17, 2006, 05:59:36 PM »
 :( rob, you don't live in London do you? are you familiar with this route at all?

The instructions my brother-in-law has given me..

The first one is a map of the Underground network, this is to give you an indication of how the Underground (subway) system works, you will need to use it to go from either Paddington Station to Liverpool St Station or from Hammersmith to Liverpool St depending how much money you can afford. Always think about $2.50 for evry £1.00
 
www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/pdfdocs/colourmap.pdf
 
This second link will be the easiest and fastest way for you to get across London. In the arrivals lounge of Heathrow, you will see signs pointing down to the rail and Underground. This link suggests that you catch the Heathrow Express to Paddington Station then transfer onto the Hammersmith and City line (pink Underground, see map) and then onward to Liverpool St. The prices for the Heathrow Express are in the 3rd link. You will be able to get directions in Paddington to the Hammersmith and City line.
 
http://journeyplanner.tfl.gov.uk/user/XSLT_TRIP_REQUEST2
 
www.heathrowexpress.com/index.asp?SID={04E2FFA9-0DE9-43D9-9C5E-9B4DE6573394}
 
The other option for you (longer and cheaper) is to catch the Underground (Tube) on the Piccadilly Line from Heathrow to Hammersmith and then go out the station and accross the road to the Hammersmith and City  line and then onwards from there. Once again you can get directions. All trains run very frequently as well.
www.tfl.gov.uk/tube/downloads/pdf/maps/piccadilly.pdf
www.tfl.gov.uk/tube/downloads/pdf/maps/hammersmithandcity.pdf
 
www.tfl.gov.uk/tube/
 
 
See how you go with what you want to do, it will be pretty crazy for you both. When you get to Liverpool St look for the counter for the Stanstead Express. Get an open return, the last link is their homepage, youll be looking at about$60 or £25 for your tickets. That one is pretty straight forward.
www.stanstedexpress.com/
 
 
I do need to stress to you that it is very important that you make it to Stanstead in plenty of time, you do not want to miss your flight, you may not get another and if you do, you probably wont be able to afford it. You will be very tired after the trip when getting into Heathrow and it will be quite daunting, stressful (hopefully not) and tiring getting across London.
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2006, 06:14:26 PM »
Nowhere near London I'm afraid.

How about this? 4 hours might be tight though...

http://www.londontoolkit.com/travel/heathrow_stansted_bus_transfer.htm
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2006, 06:16:47 PM »
When are you doing it?

(Time of year, and time of day?)

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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 06:21:26 PM »
Thanks buddy, my girl and I arrive at 1610 and fly out on Ryan Air at 2220hrs.  I realise that's more than 4 hours, but y'know, add 2 for customs.

20 quid aint alf bad neither (see i've got the local lingo downpat).

Oh and this is in 5 days time (22nd).
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2006, 06:24:29 PM »
Listening to..."London Traffic" The Jam
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2006, 07:52:38 PM »
Booked with National Express (had the date wrong intially, I'm actually in London on the 21st).  In theory, it's only going to take just over an hour to get from Hthrw to Stnstd.  Was pretty cheap too, £43 with insurance. 

Thanks Rob, if this pulls off I will be back around your way in mid-July next year, I will be sure to buy you a pint of your choice.
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2006, 02:13:52 AM »
Sweet!

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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2006, 02:16:01 AM »
>>Have you guys never heard of a grid?

Our road infrastructure dates back to Roman times. I don't think they anticipated air travel.

edited to say - Which part is fucked up Mike? The route, or the time it takes? You have to remember our population density is around 8 times yours (2004 figures - UK 646 people per sq mile, USA 83 people per sq mile)

edit 2>> A more realistic comparison...

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Islip,+NY+11751&daddr=newark&sll=40.77751,-73.695695&sspn=1.062769,1.851196&ie=UTF8&z=8&ll=40.442767,-73.212891&spn=2.136184,3.702393&om=1
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2006, 09:15:32 AM »
I'm confused...If I take the national express I can pull down the skirts of cute nurses?
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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2006, 10:51:11 AM »
Uh-huh. It's the law.

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Re: i need to get from heathrow to stansted in 4 hours
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2006, 06:35:33 PM »
Hey stealthy didn't know you where on the right continent. Hell if you can come half way round the world I would have jumped on the 'Megabus' (look it up!) though, that would probably take as long as your flight!