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micah

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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 05:49:16 PM »
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My religious theory might be a bit off, but I do believe there is some Hebrew-ness in the history of the Christians.
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yeah, its called judeo-christian for a reason.

PS:  Micah = Hebrew Prophet in Old Testament (AKA, the Jew Books)
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 05:50:10 PM »
I'm not really being serious, Christ wasn't real
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 05:50:30 PM »
Ask for forgiveness, you Philistine! (or your foreskin back, cf. Samuel 18:25-27).
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 05:58:13 PM »
haha....what a joke. I would just ignore him.


well, maybe just goatse him once.
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 05:59:43 PM »
Umm.. yeah, don't goatse him. I wouldn't be surprised if his parents were like him and had you arrested.
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 06:01:56 PM »
I wasn't serious about that.  Besides, there are way worse pictures out there than that.

The most likely thing to happen is that I'm going to send him either a point by point email making fun of him, or I'll send him a load of text that makes no sense.  I'm thinking of Fitlike's bible verse
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 06:04:17 PM »
Could use some editing but:

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You know, since reading your email I've paused for reflection and you might have a point. My colon has been uncomfortable for a period of time and, while I still have a question, mark my words, I should probably bring this hyphenated existence to a full stop.
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 06:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fitlike on August 02, 2007, 06:04:17 PM
Could use some editing but:

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You know, since reading your email I've paused for reflection and you might have a point. My colon has been uncomfortable for a period of time and, while I still have a question, mark my words, I should probably bring this hyphenated existence to a full stop.

 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 07:07:51 PM »
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What I realized is that you have no life;

It's been weeks and he emails you, yet, you have no life? what a fucking tool
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2007, 07:45:29 PM »
I just emailed him back the script to the movie Adaptation.  Hopefully he'll futilely try to understand it and end up having a brain aneurysm
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 07:56:09 PM »
hehe...thats pretty good.

I wonder if he'll respond. How long is his ban at cboard? is it perma?
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2007, 09:54:28 PM »
Quote from: axon on August 02, 2007, 07:56:09 PM
hehe...thats pretty good.

I wonder if he'll respond. How long is his ban at cboard? is it perma?
The ban is long done.  It was sometime in June IIRC.
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2007, 10:01:26 PM »
Haha really?  Has he been posting again?
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2007, 10:02:59 PM »
You know how they say turkeys die in rainstorms because they look up to see where it's coming from and drown?

I wonder if Queatrix's parents have to worry about stuff like that
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Re: I just got e-mail from Queatrix!
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2007, 11:57:23 PM »
you should ask him
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