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Nothing & Everything => Open Discussion => Food and Naked Yodeling => Topic started by: hans on June 07, 2007, 02:35:24 PM

Title: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: hans on June 07, 2007, 02:35:24 PM

"Your natural charm will attract someone special"

'Bout damn time! I've been getting Chinese from this nice little shop nearby and the food is good but until now the fortunes have been less than fortunous. More like observational statement. Finally I get a fortune I can be excited about. Although, I wish it would tell me when this will happen.

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: charlie on June 07, 2007, 03:06:45 PM

Feb 12, 2037

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: drakkenkorin on June 07, 2007, 03:09:54 PM

i got one yesterday, and when i read it, i threw it down on the table disgusted.  it read:

"Its about time I got out of that cookie!"

I WAS NOT AMUSED! :devil:

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2007, 03:10:37 PM

i got one like that before, i thought it was funny

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: jkim on June 07, 2007, 05:28:57 PM

"You will be hungry again in one hour"

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: Jake on June 09, 2007, 07:20:19 PM

this is so funny. A fortune in a fortune cookie pushed me to buy the bar: "take the chance while you still have the choice"

Title: Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
Post by: Govtcheez on June 12, 2007, 06:14:43 PM

Quote from: axon on June 09, 2007, 07:20:19 PM

this is so funny. A fortune in a fortune cookie pushed me to buy the bar: "take the chance while you still have the choice"

They were talking about getting that sex change operation you've been thinking about