So I got nailed last night
Google update was crashing so I rebooted, got some message about a system file being corrupted, said fuck it and turned the machine off and went to sleep. Woke up, booted up, windows came up (weeee!), instantly got the google update crash (fuck!), opened chrome and none of the web pages were working. Opened opera, did a search and noticed that the google result page looked kinda funky. Launched fiddler and chrome started working. I downloaded spybot s&d but it failed on install when it tried to call home.
So I hop over to this topic and started looking for suggestions. Tried to get avast but the virus was redirecting the page. So I go to the laptop, download avast, and move it over. Install when great, did a reboot and scan, it found the FDss virus, removed it, and now all is right in the world!