Author Topic: You know what pisses me off?!?  (Read 7189 times)

KnuckleBuckett

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You know what pisses me off?!?
« on: August 17, 2007, 12:32:41 PM »
Please post your answer to the above...

Let me start with...

Utilizing a glorified tin tube we can haul a couple hundred people around the globe in a matter of hours we can even fit 50 billion transistors on a gnats ass, but we still cannot figure out ow to get toilet paper to rip on the motherfucking dotted lines.  Sheesh it ain't right!

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 12:53:40 PM »
my toilet paper rips fine.

Bills piss me off.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 12:56:38 PM »
So does mine.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 01:01:34 PM »
RoD may your armpits be infested with a thousand bills!

Jem.  Stop drinking gasoline.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 01:19:05 PM »
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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 01:37:33 PM »
$3.75 for a tall bud light is fucking horseshit

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 02:00:59 PM »
www.washlet.com

Problem. Solved.

i like that website. best integration of flash & video I've seen in a long time. 

how is it that half the homes in japan have the washlet but i've never seen one before in my entire lifetime of living in the US? 
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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 02:09:30 PM »
$3.75 for a tall bud light is fucking horseshit

yea that is a little pricey
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 02:24:16 PM »
It's like $8 at a baseball game. :(

Don't get me started on food prices at movie theatres and other entertainment venues.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 02:25:07 PM »
It's like $8 at a baseball game. :(
Ugh, god.  And by the time you're finished it just tastes like plastic.

That's why I make sure to get drunk before I get there.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 02:29:28 PM »
The last game I went to was for a bachelor party. We filled a water bottle with rum (on BART... that was fun) and brought that into the stadium. We still ended up buying overpriced sodas to drink it with, though.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 02:32:31 PM »
When I went to one a few weeks ago, I went straight from work to the bar, had a few, stopped at a bar when we got down there, had a couple more, drank more on the free shuttle to the park, and only had to have 2 at the game.  It was nice.

It was also nice to go with someone who didn't feel like drinking :cool:

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 03:17:16 PM »
... Democrats
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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 03:27:56 PM »
... Democrats
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do-gooder liberals who think their smarter then everyone else.
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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 03:38:05 PM »
Bad speling. That really pisses me of.