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« on: January 18, 2006, 11:29:45 AM »
"A test carried out by Pegasus Lab on account for Swedish magazine PC För alla showed that a normal PC keyboard was infected by more bacteria than a normal toilet seat. More specific it contained 33000 bacteria per square centimeter, compared to 130 on a ordinary toilet seat. The tests also showed occurrence of up to 3100 fungi per square centimeter." Also note that unless you read Swedish, you still have plausible deniability when asked to windex yours."

I know some of you have probabl already seen this, but wowza!!

If I have used my computer, I always wash my hands before eating.

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 11:37:02 AM »
glad noone touches my pc
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 12:03:31 PM »
I'm sure mine is awful...wish tehre was a way to clean it, but canned air really doesn't work...
govtcheez03:  i kind of look for it - i seek out stupidity and annoy it until it either gets better, gets banned, or goes away on its own

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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 12:52:30 PM »
dishwasher... just make sure you let it dry before pluggin it back in!

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 01:28:22 PM »
...or the shower (again, let it dry).

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 02:04:37 PM »
lysol?
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 02:29:32 PM »
Ive taken all my keys off to clean underneath the keys, but never actually cleaned the keys themselves.  

I wonder if mice are just as dirty, you go from using the keyboard to touching the mouse.

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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2006, 02:32:03 PM »
If I use my mouse for quite a while without stopping (like when playing a game) it gets like lines of... grey matter appear down the sides and on the buttons where my fingers are. Eww, but easily cleaned.

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2006, 09:57:34 PM »
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You could just take it out in the garden piss on it if a toilet seat is cleaner.


Your an idiot.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2006, 08:00:14 AM »
I agree.... moved to the dumbass thread :D

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2006, 08:16:59 AM »
Yay for teh Dumbass thread!

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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2006, 04:36:44 AM »
that statistic isn't surprising... your hands go places your ass cheeks normally don't. the only things that your ass cheeks touch is other toilet seats (and if you're getting feces on your toilet seat, you have more problems than sanitation)