I remember once when I was younger being in church and a guest preacher was speaking passionately about evangelism. He was snapping his fingers at a fairly quick pace as he exclaimed, "People are dying every second of every day. Every time I snap my fingers another person has just died." As he continued my dad leaned over an whispered to me, "Well for the love of God, stop snapping your fingers!"
true story.
I should probably submit it to readers digest.