put them in the freezer overnight....as a science experiment.
shoot them
shake one up, stab a hole in the side and roll it like a bowling ball into a crowd of people.
drink them, despite the taste
open them all up, pour half the contents out, put on the passenger seat in your car, drive fast and erratically
pour into a bucket and give to a barn-yard animal
make a redneck wind chime
leave in fridge until you have company. off them to your guest.
throw them at your mail man
put costumes on them and make a puppet show, put it on you-tube
bring to store, ask for a refund, buy better beer!