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Steve

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Orlando Airport
« on: December 07, 2011, 10:41:19 PM »
So i just landed here in Orlando, and they have a rail car that runs you from the gate to the terminal building. No shit this pre-recorded message comes on and it sounds JUST LIKE the girl from Half Life 1 in the very begging. I mumbled out loud welcome to the black mesa facility and this girl looked at me like a creep and the nerd in front of me started laughing his ass off.

true story.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Orlando Airport
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 11:01:36 AM »
Stare at the girl and tell her they're waiting for her in the test chamber

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Re: Orlando Airport
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 11:12:00 AM »
BWAHAHAHA!! I have to get on it to go to my departure flight in like 1.5hr
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?