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Ken Fitlike

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« on: September 06, 2005, 05:54:31 PM »
cudgel n.

A hair product of dubious quality made when a cow chews its own barf.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 07:35:24 PM »
Interesting... did you make that up?
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 03:01:47 AM »
a cudgel is a blunt whacking instrument. it's a pun on words
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 09:35:18 AM »
Testicle v. - To examine a frozen male.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 09:40:04 AM »
Windowlicker - Mentally retarded individual who takes pleasure (at an albeit unconcious level) in licking glass windows. Generally avoids plastic.

Dribblybus - A bus containing a certain number of Windowlickers.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2005, 05:03:33 PM »
Graviton n.

A ton of gravy.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2005, 05:03:51 PM »
Quote from: Rob
Testicle v. - To examine a frozen male.
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2005, 06:00:28 PM »
Confetti n.

Itailian dish comprising small pieces of paper in a rich tomato sauce.
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2005, 06:01:53 PM »
Pecadillo n.

Large penis-shaped armoured animal, denizen of S. America.
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2005, 06:03:29 PM »
Lust n.

Accumulation of oxide found on the hull of Chinese ships.
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2005, 06:05:48 PM »
Erection n.

The voting in of an upstanding member to the Chinese government.
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2005, 06:11:43 PM »
Amazed adj.

Shock at being lost.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2005, 12:47:52 AM »
Programmer n.

One who replaces a basic linguistic syntax with cryptic, often improper structures
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2005, 11:48:23 AM »
W.M.D. n. (abbrev.) Weapons of Mass Destruction

Biological, chemical and nuclear weapons that the other guy might have but almost certainly doesn't.
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2005, 02:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Rob
Lust n.

Accumulation of oxide found on the hull of Chinese ships.

 :rofl:

i am sooo glad my keyboard wasnt in its normal position or it would have gotten when when i started choking on my water
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