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Max Burbank
« on: May 08, 2005, 11:37:55 AM »
Max Burbank I.
Max Burbank II.
Max Burbank III.
Max Burbank IV.

If I have a favourite, it would have to be IV:HOW I WORK IT.

edit: Although, III:CONVERSATION WIITH MY DAUGHTER is pretty sharp, too.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2005, 11:42:01 AM by Ken Fitlike »
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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Max Burbank
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2005, 05:44:18 PM »
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HOW FAIR IS THIS?

So my kid says:
"Lookit, lookit, lookit;
Daddy, watch this, watch,
Lookit, watch, lookit,
Watch this"

"Are you watching, are you watching,
Daddy? Are you watching , Daddy,
Lookit?"

And then she jumps
Off the couch.

And if I say
"Thanks, seriously,
that was really,
really great, no, I mean it
that was Epic, that was
Olympic Gold,
no one in the history
of jumping off couches
has ever jumped
off a couch that well
and when I die
I will still be grateful
I stopped paying
The God damn bills
To watch you do it"

Then I'm a
Bad father.

:( I'm a bad Father.

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Max Burbank
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2005, 05:47:10 PM »
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