So, on a whim from the list of netflix's "recommended for you" movies, we watched "365 Days" (the English title for this polish movie).
Knowing nothing about it and based solely on the preview, we began watching... there was a lot of exposition at the beginning which, turns out, had nothing to do with the plot. And then, the longer we watched, we realized there WAS no plot. It's basically a soft-core porn movie. If you made a drinking game and took a shot every time one of the main characters orgasmed , you would be wasted about 45 minutes in.
Sorta had a 50 Shades of Grey vibe going on, misogynistic and kinda rapey.
That said, it was entertaining in that there was this constant feeling that at some point, there would be a "plot twist" that made the whole thing make sense. A compulsion to just keep watching, partially for the eroticism and partially because you keep telling yourself something "has to happen" or they wouldn't have made this movie, right?
Then, finally, in the last 30 seconds, there is a major plot twist in the style of a shakesperian tragedy.
We both yelled at the screen "What the fuck was that" in unison as the credits appeared.
Jake might like it because there's a lot of polish speaking with english subtitles. Also a lot of Italian. Luckily, the two main characters use English as their common language when together. Although, that's just mostly while having sex.
5/10.