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Jake

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Machete
« on: August 15, 2011, 10:25:58 PM »
it is like a bad version of the mexican kill bill. The acting sucks, the story line is pretty stupid, but overall it is pretty fun :thumbsup: lots of gore and blood. 5/10 - no 8/10, +3 for all the eye candy.
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Re: Machete
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 09:12:10 AM »
Watched this finally.  I have to give it a 9/10.  You really have to take this movie for what it is and not expect great acting or anything else.  Allow me to point out the highlights of this film:

1) Movie starts with some chick pulling a cellphone out of her vagina!
2) Steven Segal fighting with Samurai swords.
3) Jessica Alba naked (from the back/side)
4) Tons of ridiculous kills.
5) The ugliest guy on the planet bangs almost every chick in the movie.

How could you not love the shit out of this movie?
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Re: Machete
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 01:01:00 PM »
Well crap... I saw it on a few times when we had HBO (or Showtime or whatever) but didn't actually watch it. Maybe I should have.
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