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Which two teams will make the Super Bowl?

Chicago Bears
4 (23.5%)
Seattle Seahawks
0 (0%)
Philadelphia Eagles
2 (11.8%)
New Orleans Saints
1 (5.9%)
San Diego Chargers
5 (29.4%)
New England Patriots
2 (11.8%)
Indianapolis Colts
2 (11.8%)
Baltimore Ravens
1 (5.9%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: January 14, 2007, 07:28:01 PM

Author Topic: NFL Playoffs  (Read 22848 times)

Govtcheez

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2007, 05:36:22 PM »
I think you just made me throw up

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2007, 06:14:31 PM »
You mean that elite club that includes Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson?

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2007, 06:23:46 PM »
>> Brad Johnson
When did he win? Oh wait, I totally forgot about the Pirate bowl.

And he wasn't that bad anyway, especially earlier in his career.

Trent Dilfer, Doug Williams, Mark Rypien, and Jeff Hostetler weren't as good as Johnson.

Not that this has anything to do with your point. I'm just rambling and enjoying trying to remember as many Super Bowl QBs as I can.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2007, 09:46:42 PM »
>>That's kind of a bitch move, kermi.  If they couldn't get pumped after Bush's crazy ass touchdown, they didn't really want it that bad.

I think they wanted it.  I think they wanted it real bad.  They made their comeback, but the couldn't quite regain their mommentum with the sloppy turf...plus the Bears D wanted it pretty bad.
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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2007, 12:31:25 PM »
Oh come on man, they just got outplayed.  Just admit it.  You can't blame a loss that big on sloppy turf or two bad calls at the beginning of the game.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2007, 12:39:46 PM »
I'll second that.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2007, 02:20:54 PM »
Damn you Bush!  Why did you have to taunt Urlacher and bring down the Bears wrath??  Seriously, from that point on the Bears took it to second level.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2007, 12:53:54 AM »
ok...after they lost momentum, they got outplayed.  damnit.
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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2007, 12:45:30 PM »
31-28 Bears win.
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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2007, 01:19:54 PM »
28-10 Colts.  Grossman is pulled midway through the 1st quarter for Griese, who is immediately pulled for Kyle Orton.  Kyle's neckbeard throws for 1 TD and 3 picks.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2007, 01:44:26 PM »
Colts 26-17.

  • Vinatieri gets 4 field goals: 23, 37, 44, 46 yards.
  • Manning gets 1 touchdown to somebody I've never heard of. He also throws 1 interception.
  • Berrian has 3 catches for 117 yards and 1 touchdown.
  • Jones and Benson combine for 98 yards rushing.
  • Grossman completes 40% of his passes and throws 1 touchdown and 2 interception (but one of the interceptions will be a hail mary type play or a tipped ball).
  • Both teams fumble twice. The Bears lose one of their fumbles, but the Colts recover both of theirs.
  • Hester has only one great kickoff return. The rest are average (or touchbacks or out of bounds or to upbacks).
  • Only two of these predictions will be even remotely close to being true.

Guaranteed!
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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2007, 02:14:29 PM »
Colts 38-10.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2007, 01:24:12 AM »
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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2007, 08:17:10 AM »
You know what's great about the Super Bowl?  We're all allowed to wear jeans and jerseys to work tomorrow.  I know they mean "a Colts or Bears jersey", but fuck that, we're in Detroit.  I'm wearing my Wings jersey tomorrow.

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Re: NFL Playoffs
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2007, 09:05:22 AM »
>>I'm wearing my Wings jersey tomorrow.

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