So why should you all vote for me?
My team is definitely better than axon's and here is why:
It is built around variety. I have everything from hot, gorgeous, cute, petite, giant, old, young, modern, classic, athletic, nerdy, innocent, and naughty. I mean this is a deserted island and there is no getting out. I mean every guy out there gets tired of the same old thing eventually even if their significant other is an ultra hottie. Just look at Hugh Grant when he hooked up with that nasty hooker instead of going home to Elizabeth Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley! And you know why? Coz he was tired of the same old thing. And that is pretty much what axon's team is all about. The same generic hot women (granted I would never kick any of them out of bed) except for Rachael Ray who is fugly which I give him credit for since I have none of those on my island! Plus all of his women are of this generation. Branch out just a little bit will ya! Plus, after a couple years on the island with Jenna Jameson, they might as well rename this island to Lesbos. They will all be professional sex machines who will pleasure me and each other in ways never imagined!
So those that voted for axon, I say retract your vote and switch it over to me (including you axon
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So why you should not vote for me?
If you fear my team advancing to the next round!
Anyhow, let the lobbying begin!