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New Super Mario Bros
« on: June 02, 2006, 05:42:37 PM »
Anyone here played it? I've got $43 dollars in gift cards to gamecrazy (actually hollywood video, but I think gamecrazy accepts them) and I was thinking of picking it up. Although, I'm wondering if I should wait for some new 360 games to come out  :dunno:

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2006, 11:16:09 PM »
i havent played it yet but i thought it looked really cool. if you try it out let me know
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 12:51:06 PM »
I went out and bought it a couple days ago (and forgot to post unitl now)

It seems to be a cross between Mario 1, Mario 3, and Mario 64 (Mario 64 mainly because you can do things like wall jump, double and triple jump, ground pound). I personally would have liked it to be more like the third mario (my favorite). The biggest disappointment for me was that you can't play two player like Mario 3 (i.e., alternating play), instead there's Mario vs. Luigi, which is fun, but it's a head-on-head game where you try to collect stars before your opponent does.

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 07:09:32 PM »
im suprised you cant plat mario3 style (vs)......lame
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2006, 08:29:08 PM »
Just in from ESRB: New Super Mario Bros. has had it's rating changed to M due to hidden content of Mario and Luigi having a three-way with the Princess.

Hey it could happen :P

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2006, 10:03:46 PM »
Pfft, you wish :D

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2006, 10:05:56 PM »
Come on, Mario has saved her how many times?  You can't tell me he's not tapping that :P

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2006, 12:07:23 AM »
I feel like that'd be a script to a horrible porn.

But of course, it couldn't be Mario and Luigi, because that must break some sort of copyright...

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2006, 12:33:06 AM »
LOL, because porno's never infringe on copywrites...

my favorite (titles) include

DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO?
and
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY

here's a link. I just googled "funny porn titles" and this came up.  ignore the fact that the user who posted these has the same name as me. that is just weird

http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2006, 02:42:53 AM »
Lets not forget the ones taken from classical literature.  "Cat on a hot sin roof".  And this topic has taken a much darker, abet more entertaining, twist :P

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2006, 12:05:14 PM »
The Texas Dildo Masquerade was pretty entertaining.

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2006, 02:56:01 PM »
Well this thread went downhill fast

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Re: New Super Mario Bros
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2006, 04:15:51 PM »
Porn > Mario :P