Topic: Office pranks

[Steve]

i would ball pit my own cubicle, that would rule

[PJYelton]

Add a macro to their computer that replaces his name with the word Douchbag everytime he types it.

[KnuckleBuckett]

Simply soak his chair in water.  When soaked there is no evidence it is wet until it is used.

Glitter.  Pour it in his desk drawers.  It is the gift that keeps on giving.  He will find glitter particles forever.  On his crap, stuck to his face, etc.  Never really gets cleaned up.

Brute cologne.  Just a little bit on his arm rest, chair, etc each day.  It adds up very quickly.

Go to a blank spot on his desktop
Right click
go to "Properties"
click on "settings"
click on "Advanced"
go to "graphics driver"
click on "graphics properties"
click on "rotation"

go from there ...

Does he use an umbrella?  Paper punch dots into an umbrella are great.

If he is a hunt and peck typist, reverse a couple of keys.

Icy Hot.  Lip of the coffee mug.  Little mean though.  Done it.  Works on TP also, but that is nearly impossible at work.

If he has a desk phone wire the cord short or glue the receiver down.

Reverse his desk and everything on it.

[Steve]

glitter....umbrella....icy hot: fuuuckkkkedddd uppppp. Do that to an enemy lol

[KnuckleBuckett]

 

[incognito]

glitter....umbrella....icy hot


Awesome.
Simple yet efficient.

[Jake]

I don't have time to read the whole thread but here is a couple things that we did in our office:

1. bubble wrap entire cubicle. We collected bubble wrap for about 3 months to do this. we wrapped everything: phone, keyboard, chair, desk, walls, floor....everything.
2. print out a shit load of pictures of an ex employee no one liked and tape a whole cubicle with it - as thorough as above.
3. hotglue mouse to desk and handset to phone
4. hotglue office door
5. remove casters from office chair
6. switch left and right mouse buttons; lower sensitivity; lower double click speed
7. switch keys on keyboard

I have more if you want them.

[Jake]

Add a macro to their computer that replaces his name with the word Douchbag everytime he types it.

this has been done at my office too. But not with a macro - office 2007 has an option like that. I think a "." (period) was replaced.

[kermi3]

Anything with glitter is officially too mean.  That's just hateful. 

Love the office replace and the mouse click switch...Also the office reversal...turn the whole thing backwards - desk opens to the wall etc...

[Govtcheez]

He's got dual monitors, which I switched Friday afternoon

[charlie]

He's got dual monitors, which I switched Friday afternoon

Simple. Amusing.

[Mike]

I take it your coworker doesn't lock his computer down when he steps away?

If that is the case then: Changing of the desktop wallpaper, theme colors (red on pink is fun), mouse trails, etc

[Govtcheez]

He logs off at the end of the day, but doesn't lock it when he's gone.  When I know he'll be gone for a couple minutes, his display is going to get rotated.

[Mike]

That is why I have a screensaver password setup and I lock my screen when I leave my desk

[Jake]

oooh, here are two more:

strip of tape under mouse on the LED or the laser...if roller ball, take it out.

here is a more involved one: screenshot of desktop. Clear the actual desktop and set the screenshot as wallpaper