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KnuckleBuckett

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2010, 05:40:13 PM »
Quote from: Tactical Pants on April 24, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
He logs off at the end of the day, but doesn't lock it when he's gone.  When I know he'll be gone for a couple minutes, his display is going to get rotated.

Sweet!

Gluing a single caster in his chair solid is really crazy annoying.
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KnuckleBuckett

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2010, 05:41:50 PM »
Quote from: axon on April 24, 2010, 05:01:33 PM
oooh, here are two more:

strip of tape under mouse on the LED or the laser...if roller ball, take it out.

here is a more involved one: screenshot of desktop. Clear the actual desktop and set the screenshot as wallpaper :)

Mike already mentioned the tape thing.

The screenshot thing is awesome.
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Govtcheez

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2010, 05:49:58 PM »
I've done the screenshot thing to other people and was planning on doing that eventually.  Same deal with the tape over the mouse ball
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2010, 10:10:38 PM »
Ever consider taping the reset button down?
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2010, 10:14:14 PM »
I'm afraid if I did anything like that our IT guy would freak out or something
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2010, 10:36:18 PM »
frame him for murder
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2010, 10:46:56 PM »
He's black, I don't want him to actually get arrested :(
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2010, 11:20:31 PM »
Quote from: KnuckleBuckett on April 24, 2010, 10:10:38 PM
Ever consider taping the reset button down?
A story a long those lines:  My senior year I took a computer repair course.  Well something happened and we basically spent our time stripping out old computers and putting new hardware in them.  One day I put a jumper across the reset pins of another guy's computer.  It fried the CPU.  Of course this was back when the reset button actually reset the computer right then and there.
Quote from: Tactical Pants on April 24, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
He's black
And the truth comes out.  All these pranks are just your racist way of trying to put him in his place.  You've been hanging out with RoD too much.
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2010, 04:27:52 AM »
Quote from: Tactical Pants on April 24, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
He's black,

Go to work wearing a tablecloth with eyeholes cut out.
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2010, 05:59:45 PM »
Quote from: RobR on April 25, 2010, 04:27:52 AM
Quote from: Tactical Pants on April 24, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
He's black,

Go to work wearing a tablecloth with eyeholes cut out.

"I'm a ghost! Get it? I....uh...heard you were scared of ghosts?"
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »
If you can get his cellphone, toss it up above the ceiling tiles. Call it while he looks for it.
Was funny when Jim did it to Dwight on the Office.
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2010, 08:25:26 AM »
He put tape on my mouse this morning.  I'm going to play it off like it was never there.

edit: Now he thinks someone else is in on it and helping me, heh
« Last Edit: April 26, 2010, 04:49:06 PM by Tactical Pants »
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2010, 08:59:08 AM »
Not doing anything is almost better than doing things.  My pencils and highlighter were taped to my desk this morning and I got rid of the tape when I noticed it.  He seriously thinks there's some sort of good samaritan that's fixing stuff on my desk before I notice it
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2010, 07:19:39 PM »
Quote from: -KEN- on April 25, 2010, 05:59:45 PM
Quote from: RobR on April 25, 2010, 04:27:52 AM
Quote from: Tactical Pants on April 24, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
He's black,

Go to work wearing a tablecloth with eyeholes cut out.

"I'm a ghost! Get it? I....uh...heard you were scared of ghosts?"

lmao
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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2010, 08:51:20 AM »
im a scary ghost! love southpark.

and be careful, if u ever upset him it's a hate crime
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