Author Topic: Ok Florida now official sucks  (Read 587 times)

Mike

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Ok Florida now official sucks
« on: April 26, 2008, 01:18:16 PM »
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version.

In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories.

Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested.

The bill's sponsor doubted it would succeed.

"It's probably not going to make it through the process," Baker said on Thursday. "It won't be much of story in a few days."

Seriously, with all the fucked up shit in FL you'd think there be something more important to discuss then stupid novelty balls on trucks.

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Re: Ok Florida now official sucks
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 04:53:46 PM »
I havent even seen these fucking things. God dammit what a waste of the states time. They have an economy thats struggling in alot of areas and they are worried about fake balls.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?