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« on: October 03, 2011, 10:55:46 AM »
Next weekend is thanksgiving (in Canaidia), I've got a 6lb turkey in the freezer.

Looking for cooking suggestions: go!

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 11:20:04 AM »
Deep fry!

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 11:20:40 AM »

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 11:24:11 AM »
Also, a 6lb turkey?  Was it a baby?

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 11:45:26 AM »
Deep fry!

Also, a 6lb turkey?  Was it a baby?
Fake turkey just like Canada! :D

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 11:54:28 AM »
It was cheap! (and we're only 4 people eating turkey).

I live in an apartment so frying isn't really an option.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 11:56:51 AM »
Frying is always an option.  We deep-fried everything in college in our apartment.  Everything.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 11:57:49 AM »
By the way, I wouldn't recommend that as a general practice.  I was up almost 45 lbs. from where I am now back in the day ;)

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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 12:36:36 PM »
That's just plain wrong, deep fry everything

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 03:54:50 PM »
OK, it wasn't everything, but a lot of shit went into a deep fryer in that apartment.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 04:25:48 PM »
I figured something as big as a turkey would have to be done in a giant bucket outdoors. Also, you need to be outdoors to fire your shotguns into the air in celebration of the turkey fry...


Anyway, I'm going to be ovening my turkey. I'm more looking for thoughts on time vs temp. and seasoning/stuffing.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 06:33:03 AM »
Butterfly it.  http://www.entropysink.com/forums/index.php?topic=3971.0 

Even heating and drippings into the stuffing rock.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 09:41:15 AM »
hmmm, looks interesting. I think I might try that.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2011, 09:52:40 AM »
My brother in law did a turkey for thanksgiving last year that was fantastic, i'll ask him about the recipe.

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2011, 12:29:05 PM »
hmmm, looks interesting. I think I might try that.

The butterfly technique works to even the thickness of the meat, to help eliminate dry portions.

With a standard bake, cooking time is dramatically increased to make up for the varying thicknesses encountered by the inherent shape of the turkey.  If all of the turkey is fully heated to a safe temperature, relatively dry portions are inevitable.

We have been using this technique for years and have had literally perfect results every time.  It is far quicker, tastes better, and is safer than anything we have yet encountered.  I would never go back.

Make sure you use your thermometer to carefully check the meat in several spots before pulling the bird from the oven.  We have found that time varies dramatically with even smallish changes in weight.

The dressing is great and has been a hit even with people (like myself) that generally dislike the stuff.