> Why do I dislike Guinness but love black and tans?
Have you tried Bass by itself?
> Can you explain stout to me? I really don't get it at all. I know it's wrong when people refer to it with all different beers like, this beer is very stout because it's a style not a characteristic.
A stout's a dark, thick beer with dark roasted malts and typically tastes like chocolate or coffee (or in the case of Guinness, dirt). If I described something that isn't a stout as stout I'd probably just mean it was thick and heavy.