Author Topic: Monday Can Kiss My Arse  (Read 2038 times)

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Monday Can Kiss My Arse
« on: April 11, 2005, 09:38:55 AM »
I'm off the medication cos it doesn't work,
Sick of being so tired, feeling like a jerk,

Rather get loaded, puke 'til I can't stand,
Rather kiss her lips, flood her barren lands

Feeling good now, one part joy, one part malaise
I'm amazed to have finally escaped the maze

Of maddening crowds and clichéd freedoms,
Found it in-between the legs of a she-demon
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Jake

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2005, 02:56:59 PM »
hehe, your avatar fits this poem nicely.

I like this line most of all "Rather kiss her lips, flood her barren lands"

shes a virgin, eh? :p ;)
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2005, 02:59:32 PM »
The scene is a software engineering department on a Monday morning. INTERN is walking back from the coffee room carrying his first cup of the day. He passes BOSS in the hallway.

Intern: Good morning.
Boss: Come to my office in five minutes.

Exeunt.

I can't believe the bastard couldn't even say hi to me.  :mad:
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2005, 06:58:23 AM »
Well not a virgin, but over half a year without makes it feel as though you are.
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2005, 09:34:11 PM »
Quote from: "Stealthy Songsmith"

Found it in-between the legs of a she-demon
Interesting place to stash your xbox. ;)
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.