Author Topic: Ode To my Shirt  (Read 2409 times)

Ken Fitlike

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« on: April 27, 2005, 09:27:03 AM »
RIP: I heard your screams
As you burst out all your seams.
You've survived some heavy flak
In your life across my back.

I remember times gone by
I'd have some pizza, or at least I'd try
But you were there to catch those dribbles
That escaped my hungry nibbles.

Yes, you were there through thick and thin
You kept me shielded from within
Your comfy, cotton outer shell
Ah! Your loss to me is hell.

In fond memory of Favourite Shirt 2003-2005
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 11:01:27 AM »
:rofl: Ken, these are great man! I bet you could sell this one to Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom, or some other textile company :)

BTW, thats not how you spell favorite :p
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 11:03:26 AM »
Quote from: axon
:rofl: Ken, these are great man! I bet you could sell this one to Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom, or some other textile company :)

BTW, thats not how you spell favourite :p


You seem to have misspelled favourite, but I fixed it for you!

Oh, and again, good to see the master at work Ken. :worship:

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 11:08:03 AM »
next you'll say I misspelled color
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2005, 11:11:24 AM »
Quote from: axon
next you'll say I misspelled color


Lets not go there, 'K?

:)

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 02:10:48 AM »
>>BTW, thats not how you spell favorite<<

Bloody yanks!
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 08:00:39 AM »
That's hilarious Fitlike... keep em comin!

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 08:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Ken Fitlike
RIP: I heard your screams
As you burst out all your seams.
You've survived some heavy flak
In your life across my back.

I remember times gone by
I'd have some pizza, or at least I'd try
But you were there to catch those dribbles
That escaped my hungry nibbles.

Yes, you were there through thick and thin
You kept me shielded from within
Your comfy, cotton outer shell
Ah! Your loss to me is hell.

In fond memory of Favourite Shirt 2003-2005
Ive officially been moved...
i have a stationary fetish

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 10:27:21 AM »
Quote from: Ken Fitlike
RIP: I heard your screams
As you burst out all your seams.
You've survived some heavy flak
In your life across my back.

I remember times gone by
I'd have some pizza, or at least I'd try
But you were there to catch those dribbles
That escaped my hungry nibbles.

Yes, you were there through thick and thin
You kept me shielded from within
Your comfy, cotton outer shell
Ah! Your loss to me is hell.

In fond memory of Favourite Shirt 2003-2005

 :rofl:

gonna print that out and save it to recite when one of my shirts disintigrates.
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